Sunday, March 3, 2013

Day 5

I apologize for not posting for quite some time, especially for those of you that check in frequently. I've been very busy lately and haven't had the chance. Hopefully, Day 5 will make up for the long wait.

It was another hot summer day in the city of Manehattan and I don't just mean temperature wise. This day was full of drama and romance once again...I'm starting to think this blog should be renamed Ponies: The Soap Opera.

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The day began with Rarity walking in on a very embarrassed Fluttershy taking a bath.

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After the moment of shock had passed, Fluttershy promptly exited the bathtub and quickly clothed herself. She then proceeded to shoo Rarity from the room. Paying no attention to her, Rarity pulled out her phone to call someone, all while her feet were still firmly planted on the bathroom floor. Really, Rarity, really?

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This made Fluttershy very angry. Hey, I would be pissed off by that bitchy attitude too. As you can see from her strange convulsions and expression, she headed straight into Flutterage mode. This is bad, run Rarity!!!


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As you can see Rarity didn't run but instead raged back, something she is very good at. I just love that facial expression, you can see the anger in her eyes. I accidentally cut of her speech bubble but for whatever reason she was raging about fortune cookies. 

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Something strange happened when the two raged at one another, something very unexpected. Later on in the morning, Fluttershy spoke with Rarity and finally got up the courage to tell her that she was attracted to her...I thought you liked Rainbow Dash? Well, no matter what happened there, Rarity was angered by this confession, whether it be because of Rainbow Dash or some other unknown reason. Although she was mad, she too was attracted to her but never said another word about it.

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Moments after the encounter between Rarity and Fluttershy, Twilight got a random call on her cellphone. A man named Reuben, whom she had never met before, asked her out on a date. A little strange if you ask me...I wonder how he got that number? But, whatever works. Twilight happily agreed and rushed downtown to meet him at his work, a salon/tattoo shop.

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Well, there he is. He definitely does not look like Twilight's type of guy or is it just me? Turns out that Reuben is also a minor one star celebrity for what, I have no idea...Hold on, that man in the background!!!

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I remember you!!! Yes, I can see it now. That one time back on Fluttershy's and Dash's first date...

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...and flash back. Who is this man and why is he always in the background of these ponies' lives?!?

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Let's make a quick jump back to the house to see what's going on there...um, okay then...I don't even...let's get back to Twilight's date.

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Ha! told you he wasn't Twilight's type. She shut that guy down pretty quick...Aww, I kinda feel sorry for him.

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Already found another one huh Twi? Well, this time the attraction was mutual. I wouldn't know as I am not a women but I'm pretty sure this guy is one of those guys that every girl wants...and guess what? He's also a five star celebrity of what? Once again, I have no idea. Nice catch though, nice catch. 

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Twilight then proceeded to impress Matthew Hamming with her "athletic skill" which I'm pretty sure she doesn't have much of. Just be yourself, Twilight. He already likes you. After a few more minutes of flirtatious banter, Matthew had to leave to go do celebrity stuff. The two are just friends for now, but I'm guessing this could lead somewhere. Twilight then headed home and read some cheesy romance book.

Well, that's all folks. Tune in next time for some more love, drama, strange men in the background, and dogs that like to watch ponies skinny dip in hot tubs...or something close to that.




Sunday, January 6, 2013

Day 4

Along with the first day of Summer (Summer already?...shhh! I might have sped things up a bit.) came a fairly warm morning.


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Yes! bend over and let me...tag you. They're just playing tag because it's such a nice morning sillies. What were you thinking? Since when does Rarity play tag?  It seems like she'd be too worried about getting dirty and sweaty. Some character development possibly? Always have to love that.



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Why do I always find that these two sleeping is so cute? I mean just look at them! Also seeds. This can mean whatever you want it to mean.



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Applejack found a plate that somepony left out all night...and decided to lick it.



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Don't ask, I have no idea what's going on here



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Then it started to hail and Fluttershy really didn't give a buck. She's just chillin like a badass in the pool.



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Oh, Rainbow Dash, we all know your cool too but you don't have to do stupid things like putting your hands in a fire to show us.



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Talking about animals huh? Well, now that I think about it you girls do need your pets. It's easy to get a dog and cat. Finding a bunny is fairly easy too, but an alligator, turtle, and owl...yeah.



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As the storm raged on outside, Fluttershy decided to try something new and take up the piano. Pinkie seemed to enjoy the flow-less, tuneless pecks at the keys.



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After listening to Fluttershy's "wonderful" performance, Pinkie went upstairs to open the dresser (Why? I don't know, it's Pinkie Pie) To her surprise the drawer was stuck and as you can see, she struggled to open it and ended up flying backwards to the floor. Gotta love Pinkie!



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The two love birds or should I say love ponies, were at it again.




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I'm really glad I can't understand Sim language because a pick up line involving a match already sounds horrible, come on Dash, really!



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The girls decided to head downtown to go clubbin'.(Is it just me or does this look like a scene from Silent Hill or a creepy zombie movie?...Remember those shadow figures that Fluttershy was talking about on day 2, well here you go.)




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Luckily the girls made it to the club unharmed and were not eaten alive by shadow figures hiding in the fog. Oh look, Fluttershy is thinking about a dragon, what a coincidence.



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Pinkie decided to have an interesting conversation with a body guard. Ice skating with sea monsters, seems legit.



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The body guard then came to the realization that she was surrounded by ponies.




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Aww, why you over there all by yourself Applejack?...Seriously, that makes me sad.




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The only other club goer was this guy, just some random hobo off the street.




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Everypony's partyin'!...as the homeless man creeps in the background...



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Well, he must not be too bad of a guy if Rarity decided to dance with him. Rarity is dancing with a dirty hobo that's been living in the filth of the city? As I said earlier, character progression. That was very nice of you Rarity.

Finally after dancing for hours and hours, the girls decided to head home and hit the hay and with that we end day 4. Tune in next time for, I have no idea!















Friday, December 21, 2012

Day 3

Well today was Love Day in the world of Sims, better known as Hearts and Hooves Day in pony terms. Yes I know it's getting close to Xmas so, this should be something related to that but I guess the schedules are different in Sim world. But, there is no need to worry because let me tell you, I think the girls knew what the occasion was. Specifically the two possible lovers that were mentioned in the previous days.


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Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy decided to get up early...waaay early at 1am and eat waffles and talk about jobs I guess? (Look at those cute little slippers Fluttershy is wearing!)


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After finishing her waffles, Fluttershy decided to watch the shopping channel on TV.  I can see Fluttershy buying that Maneki Neko. (Also, that is a huge ass screen! That should be in a movie theater or something.)


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A few hours later when Pinkie and Twi got up they decided to play tag, I'm guessing that was Pinkie's idea. I'm not knocking it, sounds like fun!


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Because it turned into such a nice day, I decided to have the girls head to this nice little beach with a view of the city bridge. (They wouldn't have left the house otherwise.)


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Well it's time for a swim party! I hope that the river's not too polluted from the city because that definitely wouldn't be good. Why is everypony swimming in pairs and so close too?


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Twilight is Jesus!


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After getting out of the water Fluttershy decided to converse with Pinkie and Dash about leaves. Hmm, interesting topic. It must have been enjoyable though.

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After Pinkie left to go do something Pinkie Pie related, Rainbow decided to show Fluttershy how much of a badass she was by eating dirt...yeah, Rainbow you went too far, that's just gross.


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An Asian tourist decided to ask Rarity about seeds and stuff. I think he's talking to the wrong Sim, Applejack would know much more on that subject.

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Dash decided to relax and read her book by the beach, sounds familiar. Maybe she'll catch some rays later on or something. Sadly, once again it wasn't Daring-Do but it was Unicorns for Aubrey. Hey, at least it has unicorns in it.  


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Who is this guy supposed to be? Is he the mayor or something? Does he just like wearing a star band around his suit?

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Looks like Rarity is practicing her modeling skills, lookin good Rarity. Well as the sun set the romance began so, be prepared for some shipping.


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Awww, look Fluttershy and Rainbow are holding hands, that's cute.




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Wut! Just after they stopped holding hands this guy just ran past.



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This guy was slowly following him. Whatever that guy did made this one really mad, just look at that face. (I love Sim facial expressions.)


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Well, everypony else decided to leave these two lovebirds alone because things were just getting too lovey dovey and awkward for them. So it turned into a date.


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Whoa! no wonder why they left. What is going on here Fluttershy!? I see what your touching! (This was just a glitch, there is no boob grabbing in The Sims 3 sorry I crush your hopes.)


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Well while those two were grabbing each others boobs, Twilight and Rarity had a nice little balloon fight. Rarity, your doing it wrong. I'm pretty sure your supposed to lean away from the balloon not towards it.



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Well there it is, the first kiss! I'm proud of Fluttershy for going in first, I was expecting it to be Rainbow. Look at that awkwardness. Even if you don't like ships, you've gotta admit that is really cute.



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Daww, sorry this is the last one. (Is it just me or did Dash get slightly shorter than in the previous pick?) Well after this, everpony decided to head on home and these two ended their date. Not much else happened besides...

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Twilight finished her pregnancy book. She achieved a lifetime memory and what it said was quite strange. It said that Twilight was now prepared for her upcoming birth. What upcoming birth? Is she seriously pregnant or is this glitch or what? If she is, where did the baby come from. Did she use her knowledge and science to impregnate herself? Was it aliens? 

Well tune in next time for alien babies or something like that.